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dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails.
spaceyfrancophile: Well this just put a big smile on my face 8)
balderrask: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” NOPE NOT RISKING IT
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
c-cumberbatch: mytardishaswings: femmederqueer: WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED OH MY GOD THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF
draven926: theboywasonfiretoo: michaeeeeeeeeeeeeeel: tom-sits-like-a-whore: to get a lot of followers you need a popular post to get a popular post you need a lot of followers to get a job you need experience to get experience you need a job to get a car you need a job to get a job you need a car to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public...
Reblog this before APRIL 18 for a Pokemon egg
lamp-lampington: I’m really bored… So if you reblog this, I will send you an egg like this Within a day or two, it’ll hatch an I’ll use a random Pokemon generator to pick a Pokemon. ((If you want a specific Generation or DON’T want a specific Generation, just put it in the tags. Please specify if you want it or not. Example: Gen 1 please Example: No gen 3 )) So reblog the heck out of...
scootyshabooty: I just sit here sometimes like wow sexism is still a thing the fact that sexism was ever a thing it just it’s beyond me a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’ i don’t get how that happens
christianmingle: does anyone else remember that episode of drake and josh where they replaced helen with a different black lady and hoped no one would notice Uh, You mean Roxy? Hannah Montana’s bodyguard?
my mum said if this post gets to 100,000 notes...
30stmcr: knightsofchlamydia: seriously though, my laptop is in terrible condition: *sobs quietly* okay so my laptop keeps crashing and overheating [the heat of one thousand suns is currently coming out from the bottom], the track pad barely works, and it’s extremely slow. please help me :——( ok you’re getting a new laptop
belle-morningstar: Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet but then virgin mobile made fun of her so t mobile stepped its shit up it’s like high school drama except with phone companies
"Mississippi's first openly gay candidate for... →
assachusetts: neon-casket: themanwiththebluebox: this angers me to no fucking end people need to know this and be incredibly angry about it Wow.
My friend: Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
Me: Do you love your boyfriend?
My friend: Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
Me: Imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
My friend: That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
Me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.